Human need more hands

I was walking back from the cafe where I normally get my pie from.. with a pie, a bottle of ginger beer, and my wallet.

Since you read the title of this post, you see the problem.

At the ends I ended up pressing the bottle onto my chest with my arm and pray it'd stay there, it did. But it felt weird walking on the street like that.

So: how about giving each human 4 hands huh? Don't tell me it looks weird, you only think so because you're used to 2-handed/armed human. But imagine the possibility!!

• You can do your nails AND drive at the same time!


• Eat a steak dinner while playing computer games!


• Stabilise youself better in rock climbing!


• Hold one of those really thick books open AND flip the page without risking losing the page! (okay... that one it's probably just me)


• Finally be able to play Debussy's La fille aux cheveux de lin! (Still convinced you need at elast 3 hands to play that one o_O)


• ... alternatively, you may just want to play Heart and Soul over and over again


• AND! You can carry your pie, ginger beer, AND your wallet at the SAME TIME!

Are you convinced yet?

Anyway, silliness aside, I thought I got better and got into uni today... nope I'm still sick as a dog. Should've stayed in bed. Stupid flu.